yang unik unik, aneh , absurd, tips, trik, apajadah insya alloh ada di mari :D

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Lyrics: Jonas Brothers - S.O.S



I told you I made dinner plans
For you and me and no one else
That don't include your crazy friends
Well I'm done
With awkward situations, empty conversations

Oooo this is an S.O.S.
Don't wanna second guess
This is the bottom line it's true
I gave my all for you
Now my hearts in two
And I can't find the other half
It's like I'm walkin on broken glass
Better believe I bled
It's a call I'll never get

So this is where the story ends
A conversation on IM
Well I'm done with texting
Sorry for the miscommunication

Oooo this is an S.O.S.
Don't wanna second guess
This is the bottom line it's true
I gave my all for you
Now my hearts in two
And I can't find the other half
It's like I'm walkin on broken glass
Better believe I bled
It's a call I'll never get

Next time I see you
I'm giving you a high five
'Cause hugs are over rated, just FYI

Oooo this is an S.O.S.
Don't wanna second guess
This is the bottom line it's true
I gave my all for you
Now my hearts in two
(yeah)

Oooo this is an S.O.S.
Don't wanna a second guess
This is the bottom line it's true
I gave my all for you
Now my hearts in two
And I can't find the other half
It's like I'm walking on broken glass
Better believe I bled
It's a call I'll never get
Call I'll never get
Call I'll never get

0

Avenged Sevenfold Dear God lyrics



A Lonely Road
Crossed Another
Cold State Line
Miles away
From those I Love
Purpose hard to Find

While I Ricall all the World
i Spoke to me
Can't help but wish that
i Was There
back Where I'd love to be..

oh yeah..


Dear God
The Only think I ask
of you is
to hold her when
i'm not around
When I'm Much
too Far away

We all
Need the person
who Can be
True to you
But I left her when
I found Her
And Now i wish
i'd Stayed

'Cause i'm Lonely
and i'm Tired
i'm Missing You
again Oh No..

Once Again

There's Nothing
Her For Me on
The Barren Road
There's No One
Here While The
City Sleeps
and all the shops
Are closed

Can't Help but
think of the times
i've had With You
Pictures and some
Memories will have
to help me through

Oh Yeah..

Dear God
The Only think I ask
of you is
to hold her when
i'm not around
When I'm Much
too Far away

We all
Need the person
who Can be
True to you
But I left her when
I found Her
And Now i wish
i'd Stayed

'Cause i'm Lonely
and i'm Tired
i'm Missing You
again Oh No..

Once Again

Some Search,
Never Finding away
Before Love They
Waste away
I found You
Something told Me
to stay

I gave in,
to selfish ways
and how i Miss
Some One to Hold
When hope Begins
to Fade

A Lonely Road
Crossed Another
Cold State Line
Miles away
From those I Love
Purpose hard to Find

Dear God
The Only think I ask
of you is
to hold her when
i'm not around
When I'm Much
too Far away

We all
Need the person
who Can be
True to you
But I left her when
I found Her
And Now i wish
i'd Stayed

'Cause i'm Lonely
and i'm Tired
i'm Missing You
again Oh No..

Once Again

Ohhh...

Yeah..
Yeah..

0

JASON MRAZ LUCKY


Do you hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying
Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair
Though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooooh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

0

Sunday, November 22, 2009

GAMELOFT GAMES CHEAT


HERE U CAN SEE LATEST GAMELOFT GAMES CHEAT CODES
Uno cheat
Press 1379 on menu to enable cheat. While on your step on gameplay press # to popup a cheat menu. Press 1973 to unlock all icon on menu.



Spring Break Fever
press *1973 on menu screen



Zombie Infection cheat:
#1979 on main menu - God Mode



Hero of Sparta
In main menu, press *1379 !
Press 5 or OK for activate the options, press 2x 5 or OK for desactivate !



Ferrari GT: Evolution Cheats.
1. To Activate Cheat Mode & Unlock All: #1379* (type on Main Menu)
2. To Win Race In 1st Place: #1379* (type during gameplay)
3. For Light Version Press 21683 On Menu



Rayman: Raving Rabbids TV Party
1000 Carrots: In Main Menu, press *1973, appear a window, press button 3 and button 5 !



Chuck Norris - Bring on the pain
Press *1397* on Menu Screen to enable the level selector
Press *7931* while playing to toggle immortality



ASPHALT 4 : ELITE RACING
TO ACTIVATE CHEAT MODE & UNLOCK ALL: #1379* (type on......Main Menu)
TO WIN RACE In 1st Place: #1379* (type during gameplay)
FOR LIGHT VERSION PRESS 21683 ON MENU



ASPHALT 3 HD ON LOCATION MENU PRESS #13791



PRINCE OF PERSIA CLASSIC ON MAIN MENU PRESS 3331



BLOCK BREAKER DELUXE ON MENU PRESS *1397*TO ACTIVATE CHEAT CODES AND ON ISLAND PRESS #3179# TO UNLOCK EVERYTHING
WHEN PLAYING GAME PRESS '0' TO ACTIVATE SHIELD
PRESS '3' TO GAIN ONE LIFE
PRESS '9' TO EARN 1000K



BLOCK BREAKER DELUXE 2
PRESS #*1379# TO ACTIVATE CHEAT CODES ON ISLAND SELECT # TO DISPLAY CHEAT MENU SELECT TOTAL UNLOCK WHEN PLAYING GAME PRESS '0' TO ACTIVATE SHIELD
PRESS '3' TO GAIN ONE LIFE
PRESS '9' TO EARN 1000K



XIII COVERT IDENTITY PRESS *1379#99 TO UNLOCK EVERYTHING AND PRESS *1379# AT SHOP



MIDNIGHT BOWLING 2
PRESS *##**##*



XTREME DIRT BIKE PRESS *137962#



KO FIGHTERS PRESS *1379#



America's Army: Special Operations
Unlock Everything - On Menu Screen, press Up *360
Full Health - While playing, press Up *3715
Maximum Power - While playing, press Up *372
Complete Mission - While playing, press Up *379



American Gangster
Mission Unlocking - While playing Press *3970
Immortality On/Off - Press *3971
Immunity On/Off - Press *3973
Guns + Ammo - Press *3974
+10'000$ - Press *3975
Get A Cab - Press *3976
Mission Success - Press *3977
Mission Fail - Press *3978
Walking Through Walls On/Off - Press *3979



Asphalt GT 1
Cheat Menu -> In Game Press # and Pause.



Asphalt: Street Rules 3
Unlock Everything - On Menu Screen, press 21683 ON LOCATION MENU PRESS #13791



Asphalt Urban GT 2 2D
19911 - earn $1'000'000




Asphalt Urban GT 3 3D
#13791 - Unlock all
#13792 - Unlock next




Big Range Hunting
1397 - unlock all
(enter this cheat on the map screen to unlock Canada/Africa and then again to unlock missions)



Bikini Volleyball
#24764 - win current game
#948323 - lose current game
#86421 - unlock everything
#97642 - earn 1'000$
#12489 - earn 10'000$



Christmas Midnight Pool
For Win - On Main Menu Press 19731973



Diamond Rush
Cheat Menu - On World Select Screen, press #4772



Driver L.A. Undercover
64636 - Unlock everything



Football Party
1379 - Unlock mini games



Gansgter Crime City
Mission Unlocking - While playing, press *3970
Immortality - While playing, press *3971
Immunity - While playing, press *3973
All Weapon & Ammo - While playing, press *3974
Earn $10.000 - While playing, press *3975
Get Texas Longhorn - While playing, press *3976
Mission Completed - While playing, press......*3977
Mission Failed - While playing, press *3978
Walk Through Everything -While playing, press *3979



HEROES
Unlock all levels - In main menu press *#7383
Win current level - While playing, press *#4476
Lose current level - While playing, press *#6422
Enable/disable walking through walls - While playing, press *#7952
Enable/disable high speed - While playing, press *#6454



Horse Riding Academy
Level Select - On Menu Screen, press **2006



Kevin Pietersen Cricket 07
Press *7913



King Kong Pinball Game
Control The Ball - While playing, press 789*0#



Meteos: Astro Blocks
Complete Level - While playing, press #946
Midnight Hold'em Poker 3D:
Unlock All - on game Menu Press #1379



Midnight Pool
Open cheat-menu - Arrange a ball on a table. Press * when beat on a ball.
Unlock All - On cheat menu, press 5.



Mini Golf Revolution
747283 - Unlock all
26689 - Earn $1000



New York Nights: Success in the City
Increase Beauty, Health, Humor, Culture, Popularity -On Secret Code, enter #*#9999#
Increase Beauty, Health, Humor, Culture - On Secret Code, enter #*#1111#
Increase Popularity - On Secret Code, enter #*#2222#
Increase Money - On Secret Code, enter #*#6001999#
Decrease Money - On Secret Code, enter #*#6002999#



Unlock Mini Game (Waiter) -On Secret Code, enter #*#4001#



Unlock Mini Game (Bartender) - On Secret Code, enter #*#4002#



Unlock Mini Game (Singer) -On Secret Code, enter #*#4003#



Nitro Street Racing 2D
Unlock Everything -> On Menu Screen, press 1379#
To Win Race -> While playing, press 7979*
To Lose Race -> While playing, press 9797*



Oktoberfest: Spass Ohne Grenzen
Toggle cheat mode on/off - Press 673673 in main menu
Unlock all locations - Press * in the map screen
Unlock selected location - Press # in the map screen
Extra life - Press * in between the story screens
Win game - Press * in the minigame
Lose game - Press # in the minigame



Pirates Of The 7 Seas
Unlock all levels - on menu screen press 7979
Pirates fly mode on/off - while playing press 9



Platinum Kakuro & Platinum Sudoku
Complete Level - While Playing, press #13333



Platinum Mahjong
Cheat Mode - On Menu Screen, press 73911
Complete Level - While playing, press *04



Prince Of Persia The Two Thrones
Unlock all levels - on menu screen press 7979



Prince Of Persia The Warrior Within
Unlock all levels - on menu screen press 7979



Pro Golf 2007 feat. Vijay Singh 3D
Open all tournaments - On Main Menu Press *#79.
Earn $1000000 -...... On Profile Screen Press *#17
Unlock money for shop - On Main Menu Press *#1379#. (After that pressed * on shop screen to increase money)
Complete Level - While in Pause Press *#13



Pro......Rally Racing
In main menu:
unlock all locations & car Press UP, 1, RIGHT, DOWN to s
Press UP, 1, RIGHT, 9 to enable/disable something - your task is to find out what



Pub Mania
#9137 - earn $1'000'000 and enable level selection in options



Rainbow 6 Vegas
Unlock everything - on menu screen, press Up Up Down Down Left



Real Football Manager
Enable cheat mode - Press 2, LEFT, LEFT, 6, 2



Rock 'n' Blocks
9130 - win level
79131 - unlock free play mode
79132 - full power
79133 - change respawn
79134 - unlock map
79135 - unlock gallery
79137 - unlock 'legend' difficulty
1973xy - jump to level xy



Rayman 3
Skip Level - Press 9876
Sexy Blocks Cancun Vibes
Activate Cheat Code - On Menu Screen, press *#1109#
Unlock Everything - On Menu Screen, press 33333
View Ending Image - On Menu Screen, press 11111
Infinite Lives - On Menu Screen, press *#79
Earn $100.000 - On Menu Screen, press 1973
Complete Level - While playing, press *#



Sexy Poker 2006
Unlock Everything - On Menu Screen, press 198475



Sexy Poker Susana Reche
Unlock Everything - On Menu Screen, press *139



Sexy Poker Top Models
Unlock Everything - On Menu Screen, press *139



Surfs Up
Unlock Cheat Mode - #679679
Unlock All Levels - Press *
Complete Level - While Playing Game Press *



THE OC
Cheat code - On Menu Screen, press *2468#
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Jungle Storm
100% Campaign & All Cheats Unlocked - On the PROFILE screen, hold Right and 0 and press Left Soft Key



Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas
Unlock Everything - On Menu Screen, press Up Up Down Down Left



Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Double agent
Fast Speed - On Menu Screen, press 060310
Unlock Everything - On Menu Screen, press 060317
Invincible - On Menu Screen, press 060318
Complete Level - On Menu Screen, press 060319



XIII
Carnage Mode - On Secret Code, enter 1984

0

Friday, November 13, 2009

RAMBU-RAMBU OLEH CINTA LAURA, AKA CHINCHA LAWRA








0

Foto yang Jauh Dekat Nampak Lain


Ini trik serius! Kalau dilihat dari dekat, foto ini kelihatan seperti Albert Einstein.

Lalu cobalah menjauh dari layar monitor. Berdirilah pada jarak 3 meter dari monitor. Fotonya akan terlihat seperti Marilyn Monroe. Coba praktekin, deh.
0

PENYAMARAN NOORDIN M TOP

0

Pemain Sepak Bola

"Anda seorang pemain Sepak Bola?"

"Benar."

"Berapa kali pernah memasukkan bola ke gawang?"

"Lebih dari lima puluh kali."

"Berarti Anda Bintang Sepak Bola, dong?"

"Ah tidak. Yang saya tahu, saya seorang Penjaga Gawang."
0

siapa bilang sapi gak bisa naik motor


“nak, hari ini kamu ingin jalan-jalan kemana?”
“moooooooooooooooo…….”

Share on Facebook
0

SEMUA TENTANG UPIL

Melihat Kepribadian Orang Dari Cara ngupil, akan w tnjukin beberapa tipe orang ngupil:

  • Orang yang cinta kebersihan: orang yang sehabis ngupil langsung cuci tangan pake sabun.
  • Orang baik hati:orang yang rela ngambilin upil orang laen.
  • Orang tolol:Orang yang ga tau caranya ngupil.
  • Orang bijaksana:Orang yang tau kapan dia harus ngupil.
  • Orang kasar:Orang yang kalo ngupil jari telunjuknya masuk semua.
  • Orang yang sadis:Orang yang kalo ngupil upilnya dipeperin ke orang laen.
  • Orang yang cekatan:Orang yang kalo ngupil kurang dari 2 detik.
  • Orang yang serakah:Orang yang ngupil ga cukup pake satu jari.
  • Orang yang strategic:Orang yang ngupil sambil balikin badannya sambil jongkok ato sambil kayang.
  • Orang yang perasa:Orang yang kalo abis ngupil trs jarinya di jilat.
  • Orang iseng: orang yang ngupil pake tangan orang lain, ato pake lidah
  • Orang yang sensual:Orang yang ngupil sambil mendesah, geli2 basah.
  • Orang yang kurang ajar:Orang yang kalo ngupil upilnya dibuat gumpalan upil trs di lempar ke nenek2.
  • Orang yang hemat:Orang yang ngupil cuma satu minggu sekali.
  • Orang yang misterius:Orang yang kalo ngupil upilnya di taro disekelilingnya terusdiem-diem pergi tanpa meninggalkan jejak kecuali upil.
  • Orang yang porno:Orang yang ngupil sambil bayangin yang engga-engga.
  • Orang yang cinta seni:Orang yang kalo ngupil upilnya di jadikan relief dan patung ‘yg bernilai upil tinggi’.
  • Orang yang jorok:Orang yang kalo ngupil upilnya di peperin ke lengan bajunya.
  • Orang yang tidak berprikemanusiaan:Orang yang kalo ngupil upilnya di taro makanan ato minuman orang sekitarnya.
  • Orang yang atletis:Orang yang sebelum ngupil melakukan pemanasan.
  • Orang yang kekanak-kanakan:Orang yang kalo ngupil upilnya di buat mobil2an trs dimainin.
  • Orang yang pemalas:Orang yang ngupil pake penyedot debu
  • Orang yang inovatif:Orang yang ngupil pake jari kaki
  • Orang yang hi-tech:Orang yang ngupil pake kabel data

Lo termasuk yg mana?


0

TARUHAN KOLAM BUAYA

Alkisah ada seorang kaya raya sedang mengadakan pesta di rumahnya di kawasan Menteng. Kayanya orang ini nggak kira-kira, duitnya bejibun, belon rumahnya di Menteng ama di Pondok Indah, punya banyak simpanan cewek, abis itu dia juga punya helikopter & pesawat terbang. Pokoknya semuanya deh. Orangnya rada nyentrik. Kolam renangnya diisi banyak buaya. Lagi pada pesta di pinggir kolam, si doi berdiri di atas menara life guard supaya temen-temennya bisa ngeliat. Terus dia suruh semuanya tenang & berkata “Baiklah, orang pertama yg berani renang di kolam ini dari ujung
ke ujung bakalan gue kasih semua duit gue.” Semua pada diem. Si kaya ngeliat ke temen-tememnya dengan gemes lalu berkata “OK, orang pertama yang berani renang di kolam ini dari ujung ke ujung, gue kasih semua duit gue plus rumah gue.” Tetap nggak ada juga yang bereaksi. “OK, kalau gitu semua duit gue, rumah, mobil-mobil, pesawat terbang, semua milik gue, saham, surat berharga dan semua cewek gue, pokoke semua yg gue miliki.
“SPLASH!!! Ada yang terjun! Buaya-buaya pada ngerubutin tapi dia berkelit aje kayak Tarzan. Berkelit ke sono-sini, berkelahi juge dengan buaya itu. Akhirnya nyampe juga di seberang. Si kaya turun dari life guard tower lalu berlari ke orang itu.
Kaya: “Gile lu! Hebat bener, gua nggak nyangka kalo ada yang berani melakukannya. Elu mau duitnya sekarang?”
Nekad: “Nggak! gue nggak mau duit!”
Kaya: “Elu mau rumahnya sekarang?”
Nekad: “Nggak! gue nggak mau rumahnya”
Kaya: “Elu mau mobil ama pesawatnya sekarang atau ntar?”
Nekad: “Nggak! gue juga nggak mau pesawat”
Kaya: “Elu minta saham atau surat berharga?”
Nekad: “Nggak! gue nggak mau”
Kaya: “Elu minta cewek gue?”
Nekad: “Nggak gue juge nggak mau itu”
Kaya: “Habis, elu itu maunya apa?????”
Nekad: “Gue mau tahu siapa bajingan yang dorong gue tadi!”

0